This is not a bar! It’s an outhouse serving Miller Lite! And that’s the worst beer to serve! No bar should serve Miller Lite (or any beer for that matter)! Do you know what happens when you drink beer? “Local Man Dies From Alcohol Overdose, But Nobody Misses Him Because He Was A Wino!” Is […] More
Washing dishes on your own? Do I even need to say how you’re doing it wrong? Why should you have to work so hard? Here’s how to do it right! 1. Give a servant money to wash your dishes. There! It’s a simple program anyone with a job can follow! If you had a job, […] More
It’s your fault and you suck! What’s your problem? Why do you always screw up at everything you do? It’s not hard to do most things, so why are you so bad at them? What do they teach you in that school anyway? That “2 + 2 = SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE?” Maybe if you […] More
